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Submitted by Jess on 3 October, 2008 - 00:50.

Its true. A spart who owned some hippy hellhole cafe gave her a free hot chocolate.

3 October, 2008 - 09:09

i wasn't alone. i think this has been mentioned on here before (well not the paed bit as i was unaware sparts were nonce apologists until yesterday..)
it's not a hell hole though it's a really nice coffee shop!

3 October, 2008 - 09:12

It was amazing, free hot chocolate and a good long chat about leftie politics and the inner workings of the coffee market with an ex-spart. You can;t call him a paedo he was well nice to us and it was so much better than the shit anti-starbucks demo we were on which even he thought was ridiculous.
Its not a hippy hell hole, they do some of the best coffee in brighton, though the poetry readings they have there were truly appalling but then it is Brighton, so that should be expected.

3 October, 2008 - 09:15

fuck coffee when you can have a cup of melted chocolate that you could eat with a spoon.

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So much better than the shit anti-starbucks demo we were on

embarrassed we weren't ON it, jesus. we were just handing out anti-union busting leaflets, which had nothing to do with the shit "vigil" they were keeping outside starbucks. with signs saying BUCK OFF, lol.

3 October, 2008 - 09:14
cantdocartwheels wrote:
You can;t call him a paedo he was well nice

did he give you sweets?

3 October, 2008 - 09:16

he was probly not a paedo but it's funnier if he was? kthxbai.

3 October, 2008 - 09:27
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a cup of melted chocolate that you could eat with a spoon.

Holy fuck that sounds good. The comrade sitting next to me suggests adding coffee to the melted chocolate though, and I concur.

3 October, 2008 - 09:35
cantdocartwheels wrote:
the shit anti-starbucks demo we were on which even he thought was ridiculous.

Bah!

My younger sister brought home the sparts paper once and my mother, who is a lefty, read it then fucked it in the bin. Only act of censorship at my house ever really. It was the paedo content that annoyed her. I know a spart, I also have the manners of one according to jack.

3 October, 2008 - 09:37

nooo... adding coffee to things instantly ruins them sad

3 October, 2008 - 09:48

coffee ice-cream is awesomeness in a tub.

3 October, 2008 - 09:52

now i want ice cream. damn you.

3 October, 2008 - 09:53

can this thread be about how actually drunk I am in work right now? I even broke up with a lady via txt msg an hour ago for the lulz.

3 October, 2008 - 09:58
weeler wrote:
can this thread be about how actually drunk I am in work right now?

check. i'm approving loans as i write, lol.

3 October, 2008 - 10:04

i can has loan?

3 October, 2008 - 10:05

Weelers is buying me a PS3.

3 October, 2008 - 10:07

So long as you keep me from being banned again, I will buy a dedicated server for libcoms too. I saw jack last night, for reals. So I asked him to marry me.

3 October, 2008 - 10:07
weeler wrote:
i can has loan?

non-homeowner. fail. i just approved £40k to fit out a notting hill boutique. tonight the bourgoisie shop on me!

3 October, 2008 - 10:09

in fact i really want to just start declining deals with 'fail' and accepting them with 'win' grin

... probably get me fired sad

3 October, 2008 - 10:11
Joseph K. wrote:
weeler wrote:
i can has loan?

non-homeowner. fail. i just approved £40k to fit out a notting hill boutique. tonight the bourgoisie shop on me!

But I has good job and everything. I just want like €20K, theres a girl I really want to impress...

3 October, 2008 - 10:13

lol euros

3 October, 2008 - 10:21

lol, nationalise teh banks!

3 October, 2008 - 10:30
Jack wrote:
lol euros

3 October, 2008 - 13:09

3 October, 2008 - 15:02

This thread is clearly about an identifiable individual. Thread title changed and binned. It was obviously a joke, but when stuff is put online you never know who's going to see it, how stuff can be misinterpreted or where bits of information will end up, so saying that kind of thing is not acceptable.