man sells his soul to 'Hell'

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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Submitted by xConorx on 4 July, 2008 - 13:21.

Some dude in NewZealand has sold his soul
CNN

A New Zealand man has sold his soul to hell -- Hell Pizza, that is.
The New Zealand pizza chain said Thursday it had struck a deal with Walter Scott, 24, to buy a deed to his soul, shortly after an online auction site that initially agreed to the sale withdrew it from the Internet because of complaints it was in bad taste.

I might stick a deed for mine up on ebay - reckon there'd be any takers?
I'd probably stick a reserve price of 30quid on it

Demogorgon303 "Against All National Flags - Workers Have No Country!"
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4 July, 2008 - 13:52

This kinda assumes that you have the "right to sell it" in the first place ...

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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4 July, 2008 - 14:14

Well, it's MY bloody soul!!!

notch8 "Annihilate This Week"
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4 July, 2008 - 14:15

Remember what happened in that Simpsons episode.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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4 July, 2008 - 14:22

OH YEAH
great episode smile

Demogorgon303 "Against All National Flags - Workers Have No Country!"
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4 July, 2008 - 15:00
Quote:
Well, it's MY bloody soul!!!

Well, that's the question. Considering that tradtionally, the judgement as to where you are going to end is decided by God and you don't actually get much say in the matter, you have to wonder.

Your soul is kinda like a credit card. "This soul remains the property of the issuing deity ..."

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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4 July, 2008 - 15:11

Well, Bart Simpson was able to do it, and I consider The Simpsons more of an authority on theological matters than theologians.

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
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4 July, 2008 - 15:37

"For five dollars, Milhouse could own you for a zillion years."

"If you think he got such a great deal, I'll sell you my conscience for four fifty. I'll throw in my sense of decency too! It's the Bart Sales Event. Everything about me must go!"

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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4 July, 2008 - 19:50

Actually, yeah, I'll sell the lot too.
Course, Bob actually believes in a soul so he won't do it. wink

Demogorgon303 "Against All National Flags - Workers Have No Country!"
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4 July, 2008 - 20:23
Quote:
Well, Bart Simpson was able to do it, and I consider The Simpsons more of an authority on theological matters than theologians.

Well, there's as much evidence for the Simpsons school of theology as any other I guess.

radicalgraffiti
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4 July, 2008 - 20:53
Quote:
A New Zealand man has sold his soul to hell -- Hell Pizza, that is.

will they be paying with hell money? twisted

notch8 "Annihilate This Week"
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4 July, 2008 - 21:00
radicalgraffiti wrote:
Quote:
A New Zealand man has sold his soul to hell -- Hell Pizza, that is.

will they be paying with hell money? twisted

I have a ton of them in a drawer somewhere, usually give one or two to unsuspecting carol singers round Xmas

yuda "Elitist Twat"
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4 July, 2008 - 22:02

I'm just pissed I didn't think of doing it. Depending on the report he either go 3 or 5 grand. I'm not suprised Hell's Pizza went for it they are such the media/attention whore.

Another forum I'm check out someone was talking about how the met one of their workers with their logo tattoo'd on their arm

jimmer
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5 July, 2008 - 11:07

I thought this thread was going to be about Harry Kewell. black bloc

weeler "temp banned"
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7 July, 2008 - 00:33

I sold my soul to my mate when I was 12. I really hope god is not real. tongue

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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7 July, 2008 - 00:40

How much you get for it?

dee
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7 July, 2008 - 19:06

any transactions in the playground don't count when you grow up. Otherwise I'd be a serial divorcee.

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
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7 July, 2008 - 19:32

A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid.

dee
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7 July, 2008 - 19:43
Refused wrote:
A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid.

Ah, the code of the schoolyard.