smoking doobies

Submitted by xConorx on 4 July, 2008 - 14:17.

This is mainly FAO Bob and Alan
Obviously drugs are for mugs, I mean, look at youse two.

But yeah, stay off that skunk! ;)

4 July, 2008 - 14:27

How did they arrive at the figure that skunk is 18 times worse? Test subject on grass ate 5 bags of Monster Munch, test subject on skunk ate 90 bags of Monster Munch?

4 July, 2008 - 14:43

Ah it was cos patients suffering weed-related psychosis were 18 times more likely to have smoked skunk varieties.

But yeah I would like to have seen 'muchies-size' factored into their considerations also.

4 July, 2008 - 15:35

you're also 180 times more likely to be smoking brick dust if you're smoking british hash. my mind's shot to shit but i ain't gonna start smoking brick in a hurry.

fuck them scientists, mang. higher THC levels is great, they should try smoking summa that bog weed if they think it's a bad thing. and psychosis is cool anyway. especially if you're too off your tits on drugs to realise how mental you've become.

4 July, 2008 - 16:27

The most shit thing about skunk is its ubiquity. The high is always the same, be it purple haze or hydroponic home-grown flavoured with pineapple juice - it's always monging, no matter how much you roll up. Back in the day you'd choose your "brand" according to what you wanted out of it. You want to get mellow? Lambsbread. Giggly and a bit frisky? Thai Sticks. Feel like you're speeding? Durban Poison. You want to get monged? Fuck grass - get the Nepalese Temple Ball out.

I haven't even heard of any of these types of draw in years... Which leads to the one good thing about skunk. I stopped smoking.

4 July, 2008 - 16:29

Nah there's still plenty of variety around, it's just generally you're not getting a say in the matter. getting whatever you can.

4 July, 2008 - 16:38

Yeah? Well, I'm not going to tell you why I disagree on a public forum. That being said if you ever come across any lambsbread - long yellow tobacco-ey strands - and I'm still on the forum PM me wink

4 July, 2008 - 17:07
Bob Savage wrote:
you're also 180 times more likely to be smoking brick dust if you're smoking british hash. my mind's shot to shit but i ain't gonna start smoking brick in a hurry.

fuck them scientists, mang. higher THC levels is great, they should try smoking summa that bog weed if they think it's a bad thing. and psychosis is cool anyway. especially if you're too off your tits on drugs to realise how mental you've become.

you live kinda near wales right Bob? was this you?

Quote:
Control Room: "South Wales Police, what's your emergency?"

Caller: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object."

Control room: "Right."

Caller: "If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It's been there at least half an hour and it's still there."

Control: "It's been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?"

Caller: "It's in the air."

Control: "I will send someone up there now to check it out."

Caller: "OK."

Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"

Officer: "Yes, it's the moon. Over."

4 July, 2008 - 18:02
xConorx wrote:
Obviously drugs are for mugs, I mean, look at youse two.

Tofu 'may raise risk of dementia'
correlation definitely equals causation.

4 July, 2008 - 20:00
Joseph K. wrote:
xConorx wrote:
Obviously drugs are for mugs, I mean, look at youse two.

Tofu 'may raise risk of dementia'
correlation definitely equals causation.

Oh youse are aware that the pretty much ALL processed food contains soy? So it's got fuck all to do with eating tofu.
Oh and luckily I have another 40yrs at least in the age group where soy is beneficial according to that study smile

Oh and as for correlation - Wired's editorial this month is pretty much suggesting we can do away altogether with the scientififc method, and explanations and rely solely on 'the data' and correlations.
The data cloud will render science obselete.
I fuckin kid you not !!! Wired, this month, mental.

4 July, 2008 - 21:41
xConorx wrote:
Oh youse are aware that the pretty much ALL processed food contains soy? So it's got fuck all to do with eating tofu.

aye, my mum decided she was alergic to it at one point and stopped eating pretty much everything. about the same time she spent a fortune on patrick 'snakeoil' holford's supplements actually. fuck knows how they raised a rationalist.

4 July, 2008 - 22:15

people don't raise rationalists!

4 July, 2008 - 22:24

and therein, the humour is found.

5 July, 2008 - 00:08

I thought this topic was about killing members of 1970s top-40 bands.

7 July, 2008 - 09:53

Smoking hippy drugs is for idiots. Bring back the nazis I say, at least they came up with decent drugs.

7 July, 2008 - 18:30

Yeah, meth rules!

7 July, 2008 - 18:42

Here's an impression of anyone that has ever done drugs ever:

"I AM A WANKER"

7 July, 2008 - 19:39

Good post.

7 July, 2008 - 21:45

Thanks, I've been working on that impression for ages. It's much better in real life.

7 July, 2008 - 21:48

the best thing about it is it works for people who've never taken drugs, and also those who have, and stopped, the wankers

7 July, 2008 - 22:01

Drugs defo make you cool

8 July, 2008 - 08:22

No LOL captions conor?

8 July, 2008 - 12:46

I don't think pictures of Wino need a caption; they very much speak for themselves.

9 July, 2008 - 11:52

haters.

9 July, 2008 - 12:08

Are you saying you would do Wino?
There's no possible way she's lucid enough to consent - which makes you a thought-rapist Bob. That's pretty messed-up.

9 July, 2008 - 12:37

I would do winehouse and them rub my unprotected penis around the rim of all of conors mugs in his kitchen.

9 July, 2008 - 13:24

If i were Conor I'd be sending my mugs away for industrial sterilisation.

9 July, 2008 - 13:33

I could just throw them out and get new ones, i mean, it'd be cheaper.

9 July, 2008 - 13:46

I couldn't throw my mugs out. I'm too attached.

9 July, 2008 - 13:48
9 July, 2008 - 14:23

That's amazing.