the CIA has a kids page

Submitted by newyawka on 20 June, 2008 - 16:24.

from the K-5 section:

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You may have heard about the Central Intelligence Agency. But, do you know what we really do and how we do it? The people of the CIA do very important work. They help keep our country safe. They give our leaders information so they can make good decisions.

https colon backslash backslash www dot cia dot gov/kids-page/index dot html

3 July, 2008 - 20:01

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

3 July, 2008 - 20:05
Quote:
We have a lot of different jobs here. We have analysts, doctors, lawyers, scientists, geographers, and librarians, to name just a few.

I notice they fail to mention the spies and such. They mention librarians though.

EDIT: Oh my god! The animated CIA woman is using a shoe phone! What the fuck, how lame is that?!

3 July, 2008 - 20:13

i totally failed the 'aerial analysis challenge'

4 July, 2008 - 21:18

Uh.. good fucking morning. That's been around for years. Or am I thinking of the FBI page?

9 July, 2008 - 22:52
treeofjudas wrote:
Uh.. good fucking morning. That's been around for years. Or am I thinking of the FBI page?

You are.

10 July, 2008 - 17:13

That's what I get for being a doofus. Anyway, I think it's positive that they're recruiting young. I'm all for getting the class lines clear at an early age. black bloc

11 July, 2008 - 16:39

Radicals would do well to provide easier to read pamphlets, coloring books, and web sites that could be used by teachers. Teachers are bombarded by all sorts of "resources" from corporations and Military/State agencies. To be clear: we need coloring books, videos, and comics that can be used to teach - that means no swear words!

11 July, 2008 - 17:18
antichef wrote:
Radicals would do well to provide easier to read pamphlets, coloring books, and web sites that could be used by teachers. Teachers are bombarded by all sorts of "resources" from corporations and Military/State agencies. To be clear: we need coloring books, videos, and comics that can be used to teach - that means no swear words!

i second this

11 July, 2008 - 17:54
antichef wrote:
Radicals would do well to provide easier to read pamphlets, coloring books, and web sites that could be used by teachers. Teachers are bombarded by all sorts of "resources" from corporations and Military/State agencies. To be clear: we need coloring books, videos, and comics that can be used to teach - that means no swear words!

Teaching materials, eh? Might be able to get the folks at Libr8 into the idea...

12 July, 2008 - 02:08
Reverend Tap wrote:
antichef wrote:
Radicals would do well to provide easier to read pamphlets, coloring books, and web sites that could be used by teachers. Teachers are bombarded by all sorts of "resources" from corporations and Military/State agencies. To be clear: we need coloring books, videos, and comics that can be used to teach - that means no swear words!

Teaching materials, eh? Might be able to get the folks at Libr8 into the idea...

Hey, my school already has a giant Crimethinc poster on the wall for.... some reason. (WTF?) Why stop there?